We know you want them, and we know you like to squeeze them, but it gets annoying to be surprised all the time by having your husband grabbing your boobs and if you aren’t doing it the right way, you are probably going to lose your rights or your wife is going to treat you more like a pesky fly than the man you really are. So I thought I’d offer the men some tips today on how to grab your wife’s boobs leaving her wanting more instead of having her swat your hand away and glare at you.
Wrong Way: Give her a quick kiss on the lips and reach down and squeeze her boob quickly before she notices and can stop you, then act like nothing happened.
Right Way: If you want to do the kiss and grab, then you need to up the passion. Push her against the wall, kiss her hard and long and fondle her boobs strongly (but not painfully), you could even use both hands if you want for this one.
Wrong Way: Quick grab while she’s sitting and you walk by, and then go back to your work.
Right Way: If you walk by her and want to grab her, then you need to start slowly; take a finger and slowly slide it down her neck, circle her breast with it and end with a squeeze. Then go back to your work, she just might follow you.
Wrong Way: Demand that you are the man of the house and want instant access to her body any time you feel like it and make her comply.
Right Way: Tell her that her body is irresistible to you and you can’t manage to keep your hands off of her, and then start grabbing her all over.
Right Way: Start tickling her from behind while she’s cooking and work your way up to her boobs and just sneak in a few grabs while she’s busy laughing.
Right Way: As foreplay for sex.
Wrong Way: In front of the kids
Right Way: While you’re giving her an orgasm.
Wrong Way: In a public place (unless you’ve already got her pushed up against a wall and are making out with her)
I hope this information helps you and gets you less rejections from your wife!
If you have any more right or wrong ways that I missed, I’m sure our readers would love to know them.
For all the women still reading…dare you to flash him with your towel next time you get out of the shower.