Jingle Bell Jiggle, Santa Baby Strip Tease, and Cotton CandyLand

I think a great Christmas tradition that every family should have is something sexy for the husband on Christmas Eve. So here are some ideas I have for you, you can do all of them three nights in a row or you can just do different ones every year.

Jingle Bell Jiggle
Put on your Santa hat, a jingle bell bracelet (on both wrists), these are easy to make or they are available at Target or Walmart during the Christmas season. You could also wear them on your ankles for more jingles. Put on sexy Christmas lingerie, get the youtube song set up to play and then invite your husband in to enjoy the show. I would have a dance in your head for your husband to just enjoy, something like this..

And then at the end, take your top off to reveal……..

SURPRISE! (jingle bells scotch taped to your nipples!!!) Then jiggle them a bunch for him.

Cotton CandyLand
This one is a little easier and I need to warn you, very sticky. Go buy a tub of cotton candy (I can only find them at Walmart), then when you’re ready for sex, go into the bathroom to get ready and make a cotton candy edible bra (my husband said it’s more like seashells than a bra). Only get one hand wet and use the other hand to make the bra because both hands wet with cotton candy won’t work. I wore some satiny white underwear, and you can adorn your body with other types of candy also. I’ve heard you can knit or braid a licorice thong. Light some candles and invite him in, then when you’re done, wash up and finish having sex. If you want to candy-fy him also, nutella would work nicely for his North Pole. (stay away from glitter, men hate glitter)

Santa Baby Strip Tease/Lap Dance

This Christmas tradition is a strip tease and a lap dance, I think you should do both because then you have more to do and won’t feel so awkward.
Here is the song, and I think it makes an amazing strip tease song, very slow and teasing.

I would take on kind of a Marilyn Monroe personality for this one. Also here are some strip tease and lap dance links to help you do a better job.
Girl Game: Lapdance For Him (Get Into The Groove) MMSL
Stripping for Your Husband Christian Nymphos
How To Strip The Marriage Bed

Merry Christmas!

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4 thoughts on “Jingle Bell Jiggle, Santa Baby Strip Tease, and Cotton CandyLand

  1. Vonnie December 21, 2012 at 11:50 am Reply

    I love your blogs they are so open and honest. I actually ended up trying the tips you gave o Christian Sex and it turned out Great! 3days back to back (before the disagreement).

    Thanks for these :) its really cool. New ideas are always helpful.

  2. Cynthia Basinet (@cynthiabasinet) December 22, 2012 at 9:49 am Reply

    Basinet’s Santa Baby Heats Up NCIS Los Angeles Holiday Episode
    http://www.jazzcorner.com/news/display.php?news=3313

  3. M3 December 23, 2012 at 12:45 am Reply

    Remember one lady at a job fair I worked at had the longest legs I ever seen. She had ankle bells on to attract people to her booth, and then some.

    Think I had a raging boner for days on end after the fair replaying it in my head.

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