An Apple IIe with DuoDisk and Monitor //. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Me: I liked how you fixed my computer tonight (while touching him all over)
Him: I don’t know that position.
Me: Well, you just have to start by pushing my buttons
Him: That’s not even a computer term, you restarted my Apple IIe (sarcastically) It’s got to make sense, turn this floppy disk into a hard drive
Me: I’ll keyboard you
Him: Still doesn’t make sense, you should at least say I’ll monitor you
Him: I’d like you on top of my lap (get it, laptop)
Me: and you could play with my mouse
Him: I’ll give you the two finger scroll
laugh, laugh, laugh
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I think rather it’d be you, the kitty, playing with his mouse.
Either way, you and your hubby are both nerds; not even geeks, who are on top of technobabble.
LOL, would have to agree with that, at least on my part of the equation.
Funny. Maybe, you should submit so Apple can use this for the their next ad. I think it would have to come on late at night.
I think we might qualify, we are sooooooo funny, just kidding
You never know.
Hilarious! I love it!
I love witty banter between husbands and wives. Keeps the marriage fresh
It is fun, I’ve never been very witty though, I just try to keep answering something.
Tell him you want him to press Enter into your sext field.
Sext, not text. Har har. Try not to bust a gut at my dazzling cleverness.
giggle
Guess you got to plug his joystick into your game port.
Good thing we live in an era where you no longer have to deal with interrupts or jumpers.
Were you the fan to his CPU? Keeping his unit cool by blowing on it?
When you finished, did he power down into standby or sleep mode?
Love it! Clever.
thanks!
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